Oscar: What’s a bastard? Jeremy told me I was a bastard. So…what’s a bastard? Norah: It just means your mom wasn’t married when she had you. It’s no big deal. You know in a couple of years, you’re gonna find it’s a free pass to cool. Right? Probably start a band called Bastard Son. Use it to impress the chicks. The whole bastard thing is working for you. You’re the coolest bastard I know. Oscar:...
Today, I was so excited to play the video game I...
unicornology: hellovagina: Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you’ve brought breakfast in bed you’ll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal. — Milan Kundera, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting
People are always shouting they want to create a better future. It’s not true....– Milan Kundera (via hellovagina) (via unicornology)
Life's a bitch. 'Cause if it was a slut, it'd be...
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