The Noble Remnants
Oh, most precious dookie
the remnants of a cookie
I want to have some nookie
and smear you on my peenOh, most gracious feces
such beautiful brown creases
I love your noble species
I own scat magazinesOh, that glory-stinkness
You are my one true weakness
and on my girlfriend’s pinkness
is where I taste you in my dreams
— Jimmy The Perv